Open the Door!
There have been a rash of electricity salesmen knocking on my door of late. The thing that bothers me about them is their dishonesty: they claim they are not trying to sell me anything when the exact opposite is true. Listening to them talk, it is simply out of the "goodness of their hearts" they are trying to save me money on my electricity costs. They all have similar tactics: they butter me up or ask a loaded question, and then try to sink their hooks in. No matter how direct I am, a salesman who understands the point and walks away before I close the door is rare. Because of the influx of well-intentioned salesmen who want me to switch my electricity provider (and I'm not changing, so please stop bothering me!), when I hear a knock at the door I instinctively groan. Who could it be now? Who else wants to make me their customer? How many more times will I have to endure the shallow chatter and repeat myself over and over? ...