Hearts Actually Clean
I was reminded of an awkward situation recently. After using an electric griddle I wiped it clean--only it wasn't very clean. Small bits of the wet paper towel I used broke off and littered the surface, but I didn't notice them. When I walked by and saw someone cleaning it, I informed them I had already cleaned it. Then I received an explanation that the griddle wasn't actually clean, and more cleaning made perfect sense. One time when we were hosting a family I noticed the bathroom shower looked a bit dull, and upon further inspection it was due to a build-up of soap residue. As I began the process of cleaning the fiberglass shower enclosure, one of our guests mentioned the shower had just been cleaned. The clear insinuation was that I was re-doing what had already been done. I responded by running my thumbnail along the surface which produced a curled strip of soap similar to how a block plane produces wood shavings. I had no reaso...